DIY Carrot Clarinet

Thursday, December 4, 2014

Always wanted to play the clarinet but never had one hanging around the house? You're in luck.

Linsey Pollak crafts a clarinet using a carrot, a kitchen funnel, some power tools, a veggie peeler and brings the whole project in under five minutes

Then the magic happens.


This is Linsey Pollak's website where you can see and hear what other unusual instruments he's made, like a contra bass clarinet made with a garden hose.

This is his YouTube channel.

Who Will Save Beth - Walking Dead (S5E4)

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

So, I'm a long time Walking Dead fan and I confess I have never liked Beth Greene. Every scene she's in is a waste of my time and I usually go and find something else to do while she's on. She sings. So what.

So this last episode addressed the yawning story line of what happened to Beth. I really hoped she had been disappeared forever in favour of more interesting characters and their story lines. I know I wouldn't have given her another thought. What may have happened to Beth didn't even occupy one of my brain cells. 

Imagine my disappointment when virtually an entire episode was devoted to a story line involving a person I had hoped I'd seen the last of. Will she turn out to be a bad ass? Don't care. I walked out after forty minutes even though the possibility existed that there might have been a scene with Daryl in it. I rejected that so I wouldn't have to see one more second of Beth!!! That is messed up, Walking Dead writers. Messed up!

As my friend Dan wrote here at Fansided LightlyBuzzed, at least we got to see her annoying face slapped. Twice. He made GIF's. They're gratifying. Oh and I don't want to hear from people trolling because they think I'm advocating physical violence against women. If she were a guy and he was this annoying I'd feel exactly the same way.

Cool cheek caterpillar, but look at that otherwise bland face. There's no room in this story for bland people.

As this article on Yahoo TV said:

Instead of a normal episode of The Walking Dead this week, we got Beth starring in some B-movie zombie flick with wooden acting, laughable dialogue, and barely any zombies. If this was called Zombie Hospital and airing at 2 a.m. on Syfy, we would've changed the channel -  Dave Nemetz
We would've changed the channel, AMC!!!

Is the Hospital story line even in the comic? The writers said they were following the comics a little more closely this season.

Meanwhile, who will save Beth? Who the hell cares.

And The Waltz Goes On by Anthony Hopkins

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Before SAH was established in acting, he says he fiddled around with composing. The piece in the video was written November 7, 1964. A gloomy, cold, rainy day. I'm no classical music expert but I think it's a really lovely piece.

French Word of the Day - Torréfaction Foncée

Monday, September 1, 2014

It means "dark roast". As in coffee. I have no idea how to pronounce it but the torréfaction foncée blend has a rich flavour profile.

Here's how Tim Horton's rolled out their new blend.

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Sunday, August 31, 2014

Mr Bean you've got a lovely daughtah...

An opal that looks like the ocean

mmmm...meat-coated skeleton...

Picture Dump

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Hello and how is everyone? It's been a hectic few months. My place of employment saw a management change and my role was redefined to include a lot more responsibility and far higher expectations than I had. It's been a challenge, at times stressful, but mostly good. I'm happy.

Spring took its time arriving. I waited until the summer to post one of the pictures below. I didn't want to jinx anything. Our growing season, short at the best of times, is three weeks behind so no veggie garden for me. I barely have the motivation to do flowers. Speaking of which I just remembered I have gerbera daisies on the deck I haven't put in a pot yet...yikes!

Better get on that.

Wait...what? My tongue is sitting comfortably in my mouth. I don't get it.

This explains the turd ruler/wet nap set on sale in the gift shop...